So This German and His Horse Are Sleeping in an ATM Vestibule . . .

Wiesenburg's "Wolfgang H." says he had too many beers Sunday night and decided to sleep it off in the ATM foyer of a bank on the way home. With his horse.

"It was late, it was already dark and cold," he was quoted as saying.

Confronted with the lack of a hitching-post, he brought the 6-year-old horse, named Sammy, in along with him.

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No charges were filed, but there might be some cleanup needed: Apparently Sammy made his own after-hours deposit on the carpet.

Link (via BoingBoing). Deposit on the carpet! Apparently AP writers want to be bloggers now. If they all start putting stupid jokes at the end of their stories, what will I have left to do?

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