Friday, January 26, 2007

You See What Happens, Larry?

Some boys want a girl who dresses sexy, or has a great sense of humor, or is kind to small children, or wears a short skirt and a long jacket.

I want a girl who will go to town on a puma with its jaws wrapped around my head:
Nell Hamm said she grabbed a 4-inch-diameter log and beat the animal with it, but it would not release its hold on her husband's head.

"Jim was talking to me all through this, and he said, 'I've got a pen in my pocket and get the pen and jab him in the eye,"' she said.

"So I got the pen and tried to put it in his eye, but it didn't want to go in as easy as I thought it would."

When the pen bent and became useless, Nell Hamm went back to using the log. The lion eventually let go and, with blood on its snout, stood staring at the woman. She screamed and waved the log until the animal walked away.
Link (via Feministing). You listening, Mrs. GR? I expect no less.

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