Monday, January 29, 2007

When Animal Porn Is A Good Thing

The Grave Digger
The Chiang Mai Zoo in northern Thailand is taking further steps in an "unsuccessful and often strange campaign by zoo officials" to get their two pandas to mate.
[Zoo officials] have held a mock wedding, announced plans to separate the two to spark a little romance and even talked of introducing panda porn—videos of other pandas mating—to get the pair in the mood.
Chuang Chuang the Panda is just too heavy to have sex. Thai authorities have put him on a strict diet to get him to mate with Lin Hui.
Chuang Chuang is gaining weight too fast and we found Lin Hui is no longer comfortable with having sex with him,'' said the zoo's chief veterinarian, Kanika Limtrakul, adding that Chuang Chuang weighed 331 pounds while Lin Hui is only 253 pounds.
Link. Thailand rented Chuang Chuang (male panda) and Lin Hui (female panda) from China for $250,000 in October 2003 for 10 years.

I think that they should have saved some of that money and invested in getting Chuange Chuang and Lin Hui hooked up to YouTube, where I have no doubt there is an abundance of Panda Porn just waiting to be viewed by overweight pandas. Lin Hui commented that there will be no viewing of any such material until CC burns off the spare tire. CC commented that Lin Hui would probably insist on watching some lame chick flick instead, "like The Notebook [2004]."

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1 Comments:

Blogger The Good Reverend said...

Of course, erections in zoos aren't always a good thing.

2:47 PM  

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