Monday, January 15, 2007

Polish President: Reporter Is Both Monkey, Opposite of Monkey

Brian
Lech Kaczynski, President of Poland, was unwittingly caught on mic last month referring to a woman reporter as a monkey:
[A] television microphone caught the aside, in which the conservative Mr Kaczynski whispered to the aide not to take a question from the woman reporter.

"Not from that monkey in red," the president said.
Link. As a way of making amends, Kaczynski took a page from his patented guide to pick-up lines:
"Privately, I call journalists different names, but in this case it was definitely not a description of her looks, because you could say she is the opposite."
So basically, this unnamed woman in red is the Shrödinger's cat of simian journalists. Win a prize* by determining what exactly the opposite of a monkey is!
a) a hummingbird
b) a cuttlefish
c) a bottle of dish detergent
d) an armoire
*Winner may select a prize from one of the following: bragging rights, respect, sense of fulfillment, ego boost.
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4 Comments:

Anonymous Michael A. said...

The opposite of a monkey is the antimonkey, whose birth will signal the beginning of the ape-ocalypse.

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Blogger Marisa said...

How many faces does the monkey have?

7:19 PM  
Blogger The Good Reverend said...

How many asses?

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