Polish President: Reporter Is Both Monkey, Opposite of Monkey

Lech Kaczynski, President of Poland, was unwittingly caught on mic last month referring to a woman reporter as a monkey:

[A] television microphone caught the aside, in which the conservative Mr Kaczynski whispered to the aide not to take a question from the woman reporter.

"Not from that monkey in red," the president said.

Link. As a way of making amends, Kaczynski took a page from his patented guide to pick-up lines:

"Privately, I call journalists different names, but in this case it was definitely not a description of her looks, because you could say she is the opposite."

So basically, this unnamed woman in red is the Shrödinger's cat of simian journalists. Win a prize* by determining what exactly the opposite of a monkey is!

a) a hummingbird
b) a cuttlefish
c) a bottle of dish detergent
d) an armoire

*Winner may select a prize from one of the following: bragging rights, respect, sense of fulfillment, ego boost.
Indexed by tags politics, language, Poland, Lech Kaczynski, monkey, opposite, Schrodinger's cat.