Sunday, December 10, 2006

I've Never Seen the Video for "SexyBack"

This comes from not having cable. I'm sure I could track it down if I wanted to, but I much prefer the version that plays in my head:

There is a generic European village in the Middle Ages. Many a year ago, a gypsy's curse robbed it of its sexy. All the people walk around sad, drab, and unsexy. But Justin Timberlake has set out on a quest to find the sexy, and now he returns with a sack of sexy on his back. He starts distributing it around town—it looks like pixie dust—and as it hits the townsfolk, they all start getting freaky. Timbaland is the town crier in a three-point hat and ringing a bell, and he periodically pops his head in the frame to scream his lines. JT brings sexy all over the town, including "to the bridge," where people start doing an elaborate choreographed dance when they get sexy; "to the chorus," which is the church choir that starts singing the backup chants; to the prisoner in the town pillary, whose shackles you can see, and who gets whipped by a sexy executioner; and to the old gypsy herself, who, when sprinked with the sexy dust, gives up her cursing ways, magically becomes a hot snake charmer, and belly dances to the middle-eastern-influenced instrumental hook.

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Anonymous Anonymous said...

I like your version better, too. Them other fuckers don't know how to act.

1:48 PM  
Blogger timberlakereader13 said...

Well that's imagnative.

3:16 AM  
Blogger Marisa said...

Here's a question - who took sexy away? I'm holding JT responsible for the loss in the first place

12:23 PM  

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