Monday, November 13, 2006

Drunken Elk Frightens Children

The Grave Digger

Swedish schoolchildren were terrorized today by what is believed to be a totally wasted elk.

The elk was probably eating fermented apples in a garden and had become inebriated, [police officer Jan] Caiman said.

Elk can weigh as much as 500 kilos (1,100 lb) and personnel at the school described the erratic male as "completely mad."

Link (courtesey of Reuters). Luckily for the schoolchildren of Molndal, the police had contacted hunters and that if the elk did not calm down, it could be shot.

Does anybody know a good recipe for elk?

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