Thursday, April 06, 2006

Random Movie Quote Thursday

What do you mean you don't make side orders of toast?
You make sandwiches, don't you?
You've got bread and a toaster of some kind?
OK, I'll make it as easy for you as I can.
I'd like an omelette, plain,
and a chicken salad sandwich on wheat toast,
no mayonnaise,
no butter,
no lettuce.
And a cup of coffee.
Now all you have to do is hold the chicken,
bring me the toast,
give me a check for the chicken salad sandwich,
and you haven't broken any rules.

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