Tuesday, March 21, 2006

Ants Battle Centipedes for Vaginal Domination

Perhaps the most disturbing search term ever queried by someone who thereafter ended up, oddly enough, at the Good Reverend, is "fire ant vagina torture." I'm not sure whether the person at the other end of that query had a particular irritation problem, or was looking for instructions on a cruel trick, or was just curious about the history of insect-genital relations. I prefer to think it was necessary for a science project.

But I'm also unclear on whether ants would be more desireable than the traditional vaginal arthropod problem, centipedes. Or the Brazilian wandering spider. Furry lobster, anyone?

Indexed by tags vagina, insect, fire ant, torture, centipede, spider, lobster, science.