Thursday, August 18, 2005

Random Movie Quote Thursday

The key to faking out the parents is the clammy hands.
It's a good non-specific symptom.
A lot of people will tell you
that a phony fever is a dead lock,
but if you get a nervous mother,
you could land in the doctor's office.
That's worse than school.
What you do is,
you fake a stomach cramp,
and when you're bent over,
moaning and wailing,
you lick your palms.
It's a little childish and stupid,
but then, so is high school.
I did have a test today.
It's on European socialism.
I mean, really, what's the point?
I'm not European,
I don't plan on being European,
so who gives a crap if they're socialist?
They could be fascist anarchists -
that still wouldn't change the fact that I don't own a car.
Not that I condone fascism,
or any -ism for that matter.
Isms in my opinion are not good.
A person should not believe in an -ism -
he should believe in himself.
I quote John Lennon:
"I don't believe in Beatles - I just believe in me."
A good point there.
Of course, he was the Walrus.
I could be the Walrus -
I'd still have to bum rides off of people.

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