Tuesday, July 26, 2005

Why the World Is Going to Hell

Brian

So there's a new BP (British Petroleum for the acronym curious) ad that goes a little something like this:
BP: What would you rather have, a car or a cleaner environment?

Retarded Woman: "I would love to have a clean environment but that’s like asking someone to give up chocolate."

Link to Capitalist Pig post on the commercial, link to the BP print ad.
Things implied by the ad:
  • You have to give up your car to save the environment.
  • Environmentalists are wackos who want you to give up your car.
  • It's impossible to give up your car.
  • It's impossible to give up chocolate.
  • It's easy to become an attorney if you're self-centered, chocolate-addicted, and idiotic.
  • BP has never heard of Lent.
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