Why the World Is Going to Hell

So there's a new BP (British Petroleum for the acronym curious) ad that goes a little something like this:

BP: What would you rather have, a car or a cleaner environment?

Retarded Woman: "I would love to have a clean environment but that’s like asking someone to give up chocolate."

Link to Capitalist Pig post on the commercial, link to the BP print ad.
Things implied by the ad:

You have to give up your car to save the environment.
Environmentalists are wackos who want you to give up your car.
It's impossible to give up your car.
It's impossible to give up chocolate.
It's easy to become an attorney if you're self-centered, chocolate-addicted, and idiotic.
BP has never heard of Lent.