Sunday, May 22, 2005

Fantasy Land

Carlos Zambrano has been sucking this month. Well, he's not sucking, but he's not being awesome either. And the Chicago Cubs think their pitcher's non-awesomeness is caused by his elbow problems, which, they think, are caused by his being a l33t h4X0r:

Cubs right-hander Carlos Zambrano has been told to cut back on his computer time because the hours he's spending typing could be contributing to his elbow problems.

Zambrano said he had been logging about four hours a day communicating via e-mail with his brother.

"I have to spend one hour and take it easy," Zambrano said.

Zambrano looked fine Saturday, allowing just one hit in seven innings against the White Sox.

"It's not carpal tunnel, but if you don't watch it, who knows what it can lead to? We are trying to alleviate it," Cubs manger Dusty Baker said.

Link. It's ironic, because the only reason I care about Zambrano not being awesome (1-2 with a 4.06 ERA and 1.19 WHIP isn't sucking, but he was supposed to be an ace) is that he's on my fantasy team . . . which is the reason I spend four hours a day on the computer.

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