Monday, April 25, 2005

Terrible Yet Ironic Ways to Die

Picture yourself in the following scenario:
1. You are going skydiving in Florida.
2. You jump out of the plane.
3. Your legs strike the plane's wing, instantly severing them at the knees.
4. You keep your wits, open the parachute, and land safely.
5. Nevertheless, you die after being airlifted to the hospital.
I almost forgot (okay, I knew all along, but was pausing for dramatic effect):
6. Your last name is Wing.

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