Random Movie Quote Thursday

You only think I guessed wrong--
that's what's so funny.
I switched glasses when your back was turned.
Ha-ha, you fool!
You fell victim to one of the classic blunders,
the most famous of which is
never get involved in a land war in Asia,
but only slightly less well known is this:
Never go in against a Sicilian when death is on the line.
Hahahahahah.
[Thud]

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