Customs agents protecting the U.S. border with Mexico found and destroyed more than 800 pounds of bologna hidden under clothes in a man's suitcases, the Department of Homeland Security said Monday.
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It was unclear what happened to the suspect, who[m] officials did not identify.
He stood to make a hefty profit, the (Department of Homeland Security) statement said. "The processed bologna rolls, which cost about $7 or $8 in Mexico, can bring three or four times that price in the United States," the statement read.
Link (via Boing Boing). I can tell you one thing: won't be buying any bologna at a swap meet in Albuquerque in the near future. No sir.
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