We are quite simple, you and I. We're basically middle schoolers.
|Average words per Sentence||10.77|
|Words with 1 Syllable||2,617|
|Words with 2 Syllables||846|
|Words with 3 Syllables||370|
|Words with 4 or more Syllables||129|
|Percentage of word with three or more syllables||12.59%|
|Average Syllables per Word||1.50|
|Gunning Fog Index||9.34|
|Flesch Reading Ease||69.18|
It's those last few numbers we should be worried about. According to one index, you are reading and I am writing at a ninth grade level. According to another, that's really the sixth grade.
At any rate, we're a little more sophisticated than Reader's Digest, but less than Time Magazine. Which reminds me: