Tuesday, March 29, 2005

They're mopping the floors!

Brian
Snopes.com, the destination for all your urban-legend-debunking and -bunking needs, has a transcript of a real 911 call over a botched fast food order:
Dispatcher: Ma'am, then I suggest you get your money back and go somewhere else. This is . . . this is not a criminal issue. We can't go out there and make them make you a cheeseburger the way you want it.

Woman: Well . . . that is . . . that . . . you're supposed to be here to protect me.

Dispatcher: Well, what are we protecting you from, a wrong cheeseburger?

Woman: No . . .

Dispatcher: Is this like . . . is this a harmful cheeseburger or something? I don't understand what you want us to do.

Link includes both the transcript and the audio file. I just...dang.

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