everyone is happy,
everyone is in love and that is wonderful.
But you gotta know that sooner or later
you're gonna be screaming at each other
about who's gonna get this dish.
This eight dollar dish
will cost you a thousand dollars
in phone calls to the legal firm of
That's Mine, This Is Yours.
Please, Jess, Marie.
Do me a favor, for your own good,
put your name in your books right now
before they get mixed up and you won't know whose is whose.
'Cause someday, believe it or not,
you'll go 15 rounds over who's gonna get this coffee table.
This stupid, wagon wheel,
Roy Rogers garage sale coffee table.
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